A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve... They feel some precipitation. "I think it's raining" says the man. "No, it's snowing" says the woman. "Why don't we ask this communist officer?" Asks the man. "He's always right! Excuse me, officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining" he says, before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear." Andrew
